Whether you are going back to work, fancy a little break or aren’t particularly comfortable feeding in public, many mums can find themselves sitting on the couch watching Coronation Street with a pump hanging off their boob.

 

While a perfectly normal things for mums to do, there are a few things (ten, in fact) that run through our mind nearly every time we sit down with a pump and get started! 

 

1. "I look so sexy right now"

Well, if that’s what you’re into!

 

 

2. "So this is how a cow feels"

Because we’ve all wondered exactly what runs through their mind during the milking stage... Totally! 

 

 

3. "Wow, it really hurts"

That’s because it does – well, for the first few tries at least.

 

 

4. "Am I nearly done?"

Yeah, it can take a bit of time – the same amount of time your little one takes to feed usually.

 

 

5. "Feels like I just did this"

You did. Yesterday. Your baby drinks a lot of milk.

 

 

6. "My poor boobs don't deserve this!"

Your nipples will be a little sore, but nothing that a little cream and lotion can't sort out. 

 

 

7. "Damn, I totally should have made a cup of tea before I started"

There are so many bits hanging out of you right now (literally) that’s it just easier to wait!

 

 

8. "Could do with one on each boob"

It would totally make the process a little quicker.

 

 

9. "Really wish I had gone for a battery operated one"

We all wish we’d gone for the battery operated one – the money we saved just doesn’t seem worth it now!

 

 

10. "Now I have to clean the bloody thing"

The. Worst. Part. Ever. 

 

 

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