We all have some pretty terrible break up storys.

 

And in most of them, timing played a big part in why they were so terrible.

 

 

Timing is everything in a relationship and when it ends is even more important.

 

For example, you probably shouldn’t break up with someone the week before their brother’s wedding, leaving them dateless and spending their whole day telling everyone that they won't be 'next up the aisle' because they've just been dumped.

 

This is a purely hypothetical story of course.

 

 

Anyway, another time you shouldn’t break up with someone is on their birthday.

 

Well, that’s exactly what happened this mum when her daughter gave her a very unusual birthday card.

 

The hilarious note sounds like she’s been watching too many soaps.

 

I turned 30 and she leaves me. Ouch.

 

The note reads:

 

“I love you mommy because you let me watch TV.

 

“It’s been nice with you but soon I will have to move on.

 

“I will call you. You are the best mom ever.

 

“Happy birthday. Love, Eva.”

 

 

We’re guessing mum was pretty stumped by this one.

 

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