Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat up line can be a great icebreaker - or it can backfire very badly.
To celebrate the latest season of Love Island, greetings card company thortful.com have revealed the cheesiest chat-up lines – as voted for by the nation.
thortful tasked the UK to submit their cheesiest chat-up lines and vote for the one-liner they deem the most cringe-worthy.
Having analysed the entries and votes, thortful can reveal that the cheesiest chat-up line of all, as voted for by the nation, is (queue the cringe) … “You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop”.
Some of the other top contenders include poetry such as “If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple,” and “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
Here’s the full list of top 10 pick-up lines;
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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
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Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
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There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
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I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
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Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.
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Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?
While there’s no doubt that these chat-up lines are ridiculously cringey, at least they gave us a bit of a chuckle. After all, isn’t that what flirting is all about?
If I ever find myself single again and I'm stuck trying to think of an opener while scrolling through Tinder matches, you best believe I'm trying all of the above!
