The hunt for the best dad joke is on and these entries are absolutely hilarious

Dad jokes... we all know the ones; the corny one-liners that make us cringe (and sometimes die a bit inside with embarrassment) because they are so bad.

To celebrate all the dads out there, in the run up to Father’s Day greetings card company, are compiling an index of the Ultimate Dad Jokes, to showcase all the dad humour in its cringiest form!

Thortful have tasked people with submitting their cheesiest dad jokes. To give people a taster of what they're up againse, they've shared just some of the best dad jokes below: 

1 .I went for an interview. They said “Can you perform under pressure?” I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”

2. Why can’t Elsa be trusted to hold a balloon? Because she’ll “Let it Go!”

3. What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

4. I've got a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too but underwater is one of my faves.

5. Oh no... I've just ordered 1000 litres of Tippex... Big mistake.

6. My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."

7. My pet mouse Elvis died last night, "he was caught in a trap!"

8. Just quit my job at the Helium factory. I won’t be spoken to in that tone!

9. Just a adopted a dog from the local blacksmith, soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

10. I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I managed to turn myself around.

Don’t worry if dad jokes aren’t part of your repertoire, readers can still cast their vote on all entries and review the index for a few lols.




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