Their dad's Twitter is the funniest thing you'll see today

Do you get easily bored scrolling through the thousands of updates on Twitter?

Sick of seeing pointless selfies or competitions you'll probably never win.

Well then give this guy a follow because he will brighten your day.

"Exploding Unicorn" aka James Breakwell has garnered up quite the Twitter following thanks to his hilarious tweets about him and his four daughters.

With nearly 300,000 followers to be exact, James regularly posts snippets from conversations he has had with his daughters.

And we've got some of his best work for you to enjoy.

Toddler: *spills an entire bowl of popcorn and then eats it off the floor*

5-year-old: Stop it!

Me: Let her go. I don't want to vacuum.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 17, 2016

Me: You forgot to brush your teeth. They're going to fall out.

5-year-old: That's the point.

That tooth fairy story backfired.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2016

Parenthood status: I ate all the marshmallows out of my daughter's cereal and blamed it on a witch.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 10, 2016

5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty.

5: But she's already pretty.

Me: Aww.

5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015

5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.

Me: That could mean anything.

5: The dinosaur had a hat.

Oh shit.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2015

[watching a guy on TV do CPR]

5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her?

Me: He's not. He's saving her life.

5: I'd rather die.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2016

I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter’s forehead and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2015

Ok, we think that's enough... and if you haven't followed Exploding Unicorn yet we don't know what more you need.