What better way to get you through your Monday than with a good laugh.
International bestselling author, Kelly Oxford has been keeping her Twitter followers entertained with conversations she’s been having with her seven-year-old daughter.
Kelly was voted as one of Time magazine’s top 140 Twitter accounts and we can see why.
Daughter Bea is known to come out with some absolute gems and we just had to share some of our favourites with you.
When she's already dreading growing up
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
When she calls you on not making sense
Waiter: You finished dessert fast; want anything else?— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016
Bea 7yo: No thanks (Whispers to self) kinda weird to ask that after serving dessert.
When she can't handle failure
Bea: Can you quiz me on my book "A Dog Tail"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016
Me: How long's the tail?
Bea: No idea.
Me: Dog's name?
Bea: I ONLY READ THE BOOK ONCE, GOD!
When she is everyone who has tried and failed at becoming vegetarian
7YO, while cooking dinner:— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 29, 2016
"Salmon is so beautiful. I feel bad for eating it. I should be vegetarian." Sighs, "But meat tastes too good."
When she showcases her knowledge of popular culture
7YO singing along to Beyonce's HOLD UP, stops, whispers..— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 28, 2016
"I'm so glad Beyoncé wrote this song. I'm so glad her husband cheated on her."
When she just gets it
James "Bea, you can't watch Kardashians, it's the worst garbage for your brain."— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 9, 2015
Bea "I know, that's why I love it."
7yr olds know.
When she's still figuring it out
7yo just walked by & said, "If I was trans I'd figure out a vocal chord transplant. Look, I don't even know if I'm a lesbian yet." Love her— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 17, 2016
When she even shocked herself
7yo "They have night cameras on Survivor? Guess they can't have sex"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 5, 2016
Me "I can't believe you said that.
7yo "I can't believe I did either."