This mum shares her HILARIOUS conversations with her 7-year-old

What better way to get you through your Monday than with a good laugh.

International bestselling author, Kelly Oxford has been keeping her Twitter followers entertained with conversations she’s been having with her seven-year-old daughter.

Kelly was voted as one of Time magazine’s top 140 Twitter accounts and we can see why.

Daughter Bea is known to come out with some absolute gems and we just had to share some of our favourites with you.

When she's already dreading growing up

7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
Me "Yes"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015

When she calls you on not making sense

Waiter: You finished dessert fast; want anything else?
Bea 7yo: No thanks (Whispers to self) kinda weird to ask that after serving dessert.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016

When she can't handle failure

Bea: Can you quiz me on my book "A Dog Tail"
Me: How long's the tail?
Bea: No idea.
Me: Dog's name?
Bea: I ONLY READ THE BOOK ONCE, GOD!
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016

When she is everyone who has tried and failed at becoming vegetarian

7YO, while cooking dinner:
"Salmon is so beautiful. I feel bad for eating it. I should be vegetarian." Sighs, "But meat tastes too good."
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 29, 2016

When she showcases her knowledge of popular culture

7YO singing along to Beyonce's HOLD UP, stops, whispers..
"I'm so glad Beyoncé wrote this song. I'm so glad her husband cheated on her."
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 28, 2016

When she just gets it

James "Bea, you can't watch Kardashians, it's the worst garbage for your brain."

Bea "I know, that's why I love it."

7yr olds know.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 9, 2015

When she's still figuring it out

7yo just walked by & said, "If I was trans I'd figure out a vocal chord transplant. Look, I don't even know if I'm a lesbian yet." Love her
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 17, 2016

When she even shocked herself

7yo "They have night cameras on Survivor? Guess they can't have sex"
Me "I can't believe you said that.
7yo "I can't believe I did either."
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 5, 2016