Oh weird little Christmas Tree
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This long nurtured fantasy was first blown apart by the tree itself. The other half bought it in the darkness at a roadside tree-selling pit-stop on the way home from work. Instead of three foot wide and six feet tall, it stood six feet wide and three feet tall.
I laughed hysterically and text my sister for emotional support. We share a history of dodgy looking Christmas trees – our father being a man who won’t buy something if you can chop it down yourself – cue endless years of trying to hide gaps and lop-sidedness with tinsel and tied-on branches.
She responded with sympathy and a prescription of wine, but before I could self-medicate, the two-year-old yanked the tree on top of herself. I rescued her and righted the tree. Stepping outside for a second had me recalled by the panicked screams of the eldest. The two-year-old had crawled under the tree and was choking on a pine needle.
The other half pruned the tree into an even three foot by three foot and we put it on a box so that we would be able see it. After an hour of unravelling lights, and some extra time for a medical break when the two-year-old almost blinded herself by ripping apart a bauble, we were ready to decorate.
I forced the eldest to hang one decoration before she returned to the sofa with a hacking cough, Lemsip and a fever. The youngest smashed a bauble, and I returned all other baubles to the Christmas box, reducing our decorations by half.
Ah, the memories.
Daisy Wilson is a freelance writer who lives and works in West Cork. Mum to an almost-teenager and a toddler who is striding through the terrible twos with a glint in her eye, life is noisy, fun and covered in fingerprint marks.
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