1. What do you call Santa Claus when you meet him on the beach?
Sandy Claus
2. What is green, white and red all over?
A sunburnt elf
3. What kind of party does a snowman go to?
A Snow Ball
4. What do elves learn at school?
The elfabet
5. What does Santa say when he’s walking backwards?
Oh, oh, oh!
6. What’s the difference between the normal alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
There’s noelle in the Christmas one
7. What do cows say on New Year’s Eve?
Happy Moo Year
8. What’s an ig?
An Eskimo’s house without a loo
9. What is the best kind of king on Christmas?
A stocking
10. Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrrrr
11. What does December have that no other month has?
The letter D
12. Who hides in the cake shop during Christmas?
A mince spy
13. Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank
14. What’s the snowman’s favourite part of school?
Snow and tell
15. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
One's slaying the dragon, the other’s dragging the sleigh
16. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
17. Which of Santa's reindeer has no manners?
Rudolph
18. Who never eats the Christmas dinner?
The turkey - he's stuffed
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Murray
Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
