Strawberries: 'Happys’. Because they make her happy! What better reason? Maybe we should apply it to chocolate.
Marshmallows: 'Squishy fellows'. Too adorable for words.
Scrambled eggs: 'Strangled eggs'. Easy mistake to make, right?
Croutons: 'Soup cookies'. Oh, we're definitely stealing that one.
Tinned meatballs: 'Bingos.' Because...because...no, we have no idea.
Kinder Surprise Egg: 'Shake Shake'. She's right, that's exactly what you do to them first.
Blueberries: 'Boobies'. Let's hope they grow out of this one soon!
Uncle Lee: ‘Ugly’. Aw, poor Uncle Lee!
Auntie Siobhan: ‘Girl’. Straight to the point, we suppose!
Grandad: 'Butt'. We have no words.
All the others…
Bra: 'Booby knickers'. Makes sense when you think about it, right?
Father Christmas: 'Farmer chip chip'. Could that be any cuter?
"The cattle are lowing": "The catalogues are lonely.” An interesting variation on the lyrics of much loved Christmas carol, Away in a Manger.
Policeman: 'Mee-Maw Men'. Again, makes perfect sense when you think about it!
Helicopter: 'Yappa'. Maybe because of the sound it makes? We're not quite sure...
Heart: 'Dotcom'. Sounds like a techie genius in the making!
The Little Mermaid: 'Fishy Barbie'. Spot on.
Conkers: 'Plonkers'. Almost right!
Toothpaste: 'Poopaste'. Ewww!
Hiccups: Teacups. Ha!
Thank you to everyone who contributed! We have a feeling we may be adopting some of these ourselves. Soup cookie, anyone?