Being a mum of a preschooler means you have to deal with your little one saying embarrassing things at the most inappropriate times!
However, whether it's directed at you or a stranger in the street..., their cute little voice and tiny stature means they totally get away with anything:
1. “But I don’t like it”
Usually after they are served dinner at your friend’s house.
2. “What is that thing on your face?”
While pointing to a GIANT red spot on your face...
3. “Can you help me get my poo out?”
4. “But that man smells!”
When asked to sit down quietly on the bus.
5. “You can’t have that”
To your next door neighbour who asked to borrow a cup of sugar.
6. “My bum is itchy”
While standing in front of everyone scratching it.
7. “I love me too”
When you tell them you love them!
8. “You look as old as my granny”
To the 40-year-old lady who is NOT impressed.
9. "Daddy, why does Mummy look older than you?"
Even though you are five years younger...
It's only because they're so cute that we let them get away with whatever comes out of their mouth.